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Half the school board thinks Keith deserves a third chance (that's right, not his first time making inappropriate comments to a child).

They say only he can decide if he wants to step down. They did vote in favor of censuring him. The rest of the school board members that laughed during the comment and touching of a child faced no repercussion. Some even pretended to be offended during the emergency hearing.

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[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 17 points 4 days ago

And... Its in front of a camera? For the whole world to see...?

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

lol throwing the christian mea culpa just makes it worse… I guess if your president can be a child rapist and traficker, this garbage school board member has nothing to fear

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pedophile-lite here.

This dude is only in schools to creep.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Naw. Not -lite. This guy is full on pedo.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

you've misunderstood what they meant.

they were offering their expert opinion as a pedophile-lite

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Wow, they really are getting more brazen.

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