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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Tackling the most pressing issues of our time!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Serious question: how can anything step related be incest? I thought an incestuous relationship required blood relation.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

From my own experience living in the UK (as somebody from somewhere else in Europe who also lived in a couple more European countries), Britain is hugelly Moralistic, sorta like Southern Europe 50 years ago before Universal Education when those countries were very religious.

The thing is, Southern Europe has actually moved onwards from that decades ago, as religion's power weakened thanks to high levels of Education amongst the young, whilst in Britain there were a few decades with a bit more moral liberalism which was just about enough to make homophobia socially frowned upon and to make homosexual marriage legal, but no further, and it all seemed to be anchored on who it is or not socially acceptable to shun for their sexuality, so nowadays you get self-proclaimed Feminists in The Guardian (so, supposedly the most liberal people in the most liberal newspaper) with opinion pieces outraged about for the (I! Kid! You! Not!) use of sex dolls by men, with not even the tinyest bit of self-awareness about how that's exactly the same kind of article written about homosexuality a mere 40 years ago only about some other sexual practice that hurts nobody.

Unsurprisingly, that country has even slid down to transphobia in recent years.

So in present day Britain things having slid down so far that there's a moral outrage for some kind of sexual roleplaying or other and a weak and desperate hard-right "center"-"left" government enacting legislation with actual prison time for it, isn't too surprising.

In the XXI century, Britain is quickly passing the most backwards countries in Europe, accelerating towards its "golden age": the Victorian Era.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Soo, UK goes all batshit puritan now?

I'm just happy they're out of EU and not voting on common policy anymore.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You do know where the original puritans come from right?

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Watch for Will Ferrell's "Blades of Glory" to be burned by mobs. /s

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

So when are they jailing the pedofile child torturers

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Finally! Most overused trope in history.

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[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago (9 children)

The UK truly is one of the biggest jokes of a country.

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[–] Jarix@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

So many people in the comments are asleep at the wheel.

The Ministry of Justice said that possessing and publishing porn showing incest between family members and sex between step or foster relatives where one person pretends to be under-18 would be a crime.

Porn showing characters that are related having sex

Porn showing UNDERAGE characters having sex.

That's it. That's all this stops.

Which probably is already illegal in most places

This will stop very little to no additional porn according to what was said.

It's NOT a ban on showing step porn, only when one person is under the age of 18.

This solves maybe having. Some law to help prosecute things that are likely already being prosecuted but will do nothing to stop what has become popular.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

so now I can fight back against those limey bastards by responding with incest porn?

is this like the 1989 tiananmen square hack for the Chinese?

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