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[–] ji59@hilariouschaos.com 15 points 2 days ago

I'm glad politicians are spending their time solving the biggest problems we are facing.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"What are you DOING, step-mom?"

lol.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What the absolute fuck dude.

I'm not enjoying my preview of Mark Carney tbh.

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

What are you doing, Step-MP?

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The royal family is a product of actual incest.

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[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Hey, what a valuable initiative. I mean, it’s not like there are any real problems in the world...

...if there really were, that would just be a distraction...

...and that can’t possibly be the case...

/s

[–] deafboy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I've noticed over the years, that the british legislators seem to be overly obsessed about porn.

Obligatory Dan Bull: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTeENEQkBKE

[–] webkitten@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

The moral police that funded and pushed the anti trans narrative weren't going to stop at being anti trans.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What, where? IS? Now a morale police to check your internet connection?

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