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[–] timestatic@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago

More like Vance should be careful when talking about politics

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

He's like some kind of deranged reverse catholic?

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

When politicians talk about religion and when the clergy talk about politics, you know things are upside down.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

Beefing with the pope should definitely have been on my bingo card for this administration, I feel stupid for not seeing it coming now.

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 111 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did they forget to give him the brochure when he converted to Catholicism?

[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago

Right? Is he not treading excommunication territory with this shit?

Lay Catholics aren’t supposed to challenge the Pope like that. Even Cardinals wouldn’t get away with saying something so obnoxious.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 89 points 1 day ago

I've killed a pope before and I'll do it again! - J.D 'Couch Fucker' Vance

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 day ago

Shut up, Vance.

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, Fuuuuuuuuck you, Vancr!

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 65 points 1 day ago (5 children)

yikes. Said by a converted catholic.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 46 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I still find it so fucking funny that this nimrod was the best candidate trumps campaign could find.

[–] nosuchanon@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

Paid for by Peter Thiel.

Best, in this case, means Peter Thiel's check cleared.

Also, I'm sure there weren't many candidates for the job, considering Trump tried to get the last guy killed.

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

lmao they're going to try a schism but they got no motion mmw

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's be pretty funny if ol' James got excommunicated. Do it, Pope!

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[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Jelly Donut Vance, the master of reverse reasoning.

"Whatever makes sense"

[–] urandom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Is James Donald Bowman threatening this current pope? After killing the last one?

[–] Oyml77@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jerkface Douche Vance, God is never on the side of those that wield the sword, IE the aggressor. That would be the US and Israel in Iran, you fucking moron.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Hey, I know we're dunking on Vance, but you should really try reading the Bible before making that claim. What you find might surprise you.

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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

That's not how being Pope works. I know this, and I'm not even Catholic.

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