Be careful or it’s ring-a-ding for ol’ popey boy, capiche?
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2026
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Fucking onion.
Let's play along with the religious fantasy:
Paris liberation: Invaders: 3rd Reich Liberators: Russia, UK, yanks
Tehran bombing: Invaders: yanks Liberators: A school full of little girls
Sounds like the pope has a theology point there...
Willing to bet the couch fucker has never read the bible and knows between dunning kruger and fuckall about theology
Was surprised to see that’s the actual headline
fact is the election that saddled us with jesus was rigged. luckily maga was able to get trump in despite the rigged system and now religion is great again.
The US is isolating in preparation for genocide. Tested in gaza, it will be refined in Iran, then start sweeping the globe.
Everybody knows you never do a full retard.
Vance went full retard.