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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 25 minutes ago

Ahahah, they literally signed up for this.

I've said this before and I'll say it again:

If you know or encounter anyone who works for Facebook, spit at their feet, honk your imaginary clown nose at them.

That's all they deserve in terms of social interaction.

If they make mouth noises at you, just apologize for not speaking idiot clown.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

"I never thought the intrusive surveillance tools I was building would be used on me!"

Also: I heard they couldn't get legs working in the metaverse so they had two choices: Shut down the metaverse or break everyone's legs. They went with the former, but only because it was the cheaper option.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Really like how 'remaining staff' at the end is a link to Facebook's recent job cuts.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, come back! We want to mine your humanity to make Mark into a real boy!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 minutes ago

Mark is like the original, uber-incel.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Do Meta employees lie about where they work? I suppose how much they make is a factor. If they're making millions then who cares where they work, but if they're just making an average salary, maybe they obfuscate. I know I would.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's not location tracking, but screen, mouse, and keyboard recording, mainly to train AI agents for the "computer use" capacity.

[–] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 4 points 2 hours ago

I think they are suggesting lying to other people (out of shame/embarrassment) not lying to meta. If they are out on a date for example, would they worry that this potential partner would judge them for working at meta and not want to continue with the relationship?

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 11 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I have a suspicion, a hunch, that this is related to their want to make dead people Facebook accounts posting again.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social -2 points 1 hour ago

You're blaming victim again resipsaloquitur lemmy.cafe🙄. Blame the Nazis.

Ewgh, slop