Just scientists studying the consequences of America's cocaine infested waters.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2026
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My question is, how drunk were they when someone was like "let's give cocaine to salmon and see what happens"
Florida drunk. Because that's where literal cocaine sharks live.
I thought this was dumb at first, but then realised these researchers must have procured some lab-grade cocaine for testing purposes.
Imagine how far the salmon would have swam id they'd been given all the cocaine they said they did.
Okay, hold on. I've got a better idea....
Invading france?
The prequel to Cocaine Bear we didn't know we needed.
So we'll have bigger meatier salmon?
Skinny tweaker salmon
Seems like a waste of cocaine.
Can confirm.
So do I, so do I...