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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Women in men dominated field πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

[–] inkblade@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How would you know if you don't try?

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They could have tried already and failed.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny...

Don't blame me, I don't make the rules...

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their toxic crush.

[–] helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?

[–] rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No-one's perfect.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf -1 points 3 weeks ago

dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf -1 points 3 weeks ago

Lust eats you from the inside out. Repent.