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  1. Ask me again after his enormous shit.
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You check your blood sugar and you check it often

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Zero. Bob never "had" the candy bars—he merely had a license to consume them.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's an entire generation of people now alive that won't have any understanding of this meme... or Miss Cleo or a lot of other "part of how my brain structure works now" shit

[–] OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

That's me. But it's probably not generational: the meme and the stuff you mention sound US-specific.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

A really bad tummy ache.

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

teacher’s pet

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A normal apple has only slightly less carbs than a Snickers bar, and that's really besides the point since an increase in sugar is not correlated with an increased risk of developing diabetes.

A shitpost I can accept, good sir, but a medically inaccurate one? Not today!

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Still a huge difference between the two, given that one is rich in fiber, and phytonutrients; while the other is highly processed, full of refined sugar, and other additives.