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[–] inari@piefed.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Funny how we don't frame it as "America may be spying on you" when American companies do the exact same shit

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but chinese companies are required by law to give the data to the goverment.US companies do it from good will.

+ it doesn't really matter as they all broadcast your data on RTB markets for free to everybody including russia and china.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Small correction: US companies sell it to the US government.

How else are those tax dollars supposed to stimulate the economy? Everybody wins this way! So much winning! I'm so tired of winning!

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine saying out loud "Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989" and half the 'smart' devices in your home bricks

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love how memes, at this point, are a means to process our cyber anxiety.

[–] ghodawalaaman@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean? Could you elaborate please?


[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think we’re all a little more worried about the child trafficking genocidal state of Israel.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is America projecting again? 好没想到的啊!

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't it public info that Chinese companies are obligated by law to share information with the government?

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't it public info that the USA has backdoors in every CPU (IME for example), or that NSA collects literally every piece of data going to and from USA, or that the USA illegally spies on its allies in the NATO by tapping phones and transcontinental internet cables? Or that trump literally called for Snowden to be executed for making all of that public?

[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Illegally? No, the NATO allies all work together to catch each other's dissidents. Just because the US has gone off the rails doesnt mean the EU was innocent.

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

No, the NATO allies all work together to catch each other's dissidents

Ah yes, well known dissidents like

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Angela Merkel and other EU officials

Meanwhile in Denmark

In August 2020, Trine Bramsen who was recently appointed Danish minister of defence in June of the previous year was told of the operation, following which agency head Lars Findsen and three other officials were suspended.[7]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Dunhammer