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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Poppy seed cake: piss test edition.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

The one on the package has enough seeds fail the drug tests of an entire Olympic team.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

This is how they are done in Poland. Really tasty.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

In Estonia they typically are separate pastries rather than cuts from one roll

[–] i078@europe.pub 6 points 3 weeks ago

I’ll try it when I see it, this looks good and my experience with Polish food is really good

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's just a shame I hate raisins and most of them have those. Absolutely do recommend though.

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

makovnjača 😋

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

In Aldi they have canned poppy filling, usually around Christmas. I have to buy it next time it's available and try making one.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago

Ah I see the mistake. Accidently put the poppy seed cake in the poppy seeds cake.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago

Disappointmentmaxxing.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago

this looks kinda bad either way...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago

poppy seed (singular) cake

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Technically correct.

The good news is you’ll pass your upcoming drug test.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

... promotes innovation

[–] lasta@piefed.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I noticed many brands and restaurants have started skimping on filling. I always joke that I would bankrupt any restaurant I own because I do not go light on the flavorful ingredients.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

That’s just bread

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This makes me realize I have no idea what poppyseed actually tastes like. I've had lemon poppyseed muffins/bread, which are delicious, but just taste like lemon - the poppyseed gives it a nice fine crunchy texture, but doesn't make any detectable impact on the taste.

...and now I'm second-hand annoyed at OP's situation of finding a product that promises to highlight that taste, but turns out to be more false fucking advertising.

I want the thing pictured in the wrapper!

Then again... random piss tests... probably not worth it.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve had them on bagels. They’re just mildly nutty.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Go back to wherever you bought this and burn it down

[–] Pman@lemmy.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

It is called a poppy seed cake not a poppy seeds cake, they lived up to the letter of the name.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think I can see the poppy seed, all good.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Its like a before and after advertisment for Immodium

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

I dont want to mohn, but there's enough poppyseed in that cake to get illegally high

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Did a girl scout sell it to you?

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago

Fuckin' A, I've seen better looking ones in MREs.