An aircraft carrier, including all the seamen. I'm famished.
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Start with the semen, you'll be full before you get to the food rations.
Nobody said lava yet? It looks so yummy!
C batteries. Had a dream once about eating em. They were chewy and had a nice tang.
Asbestos. It just looks like it would be fun to eat
Gouache paint pigments. Cadmium red, cobalt blue... I want all the colors inside me!
^hehe^
Everything is edible, something only once.
Kinderegg, which are banned in the US for being dangerous
Are we talking about the chocolate eggs with the little toy inside? How come that's dangerous for Americans? (Is it because of the little toy?!)
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Sadness
One can, but have to crap a bunch of diapair.
A CD. Pick my favourite album and chow down.
space
I'm interested in what happens to it as it moves through the digestive system.
There are some incredibly hazardous waste products that are very difficult and expensive to dispose of.
the sugar cookie candles.
Dishwasher tablets, fabric softener, power detergent.
Smart to leave tide pods off that list, since they're already edible.
Waffles.
I'll go with a one ounce platinum bar.
A rod of enriched uranium.
Marbles.
Unless I only get one, in which case: a giant marble.
A nickel
a bar of soap
As much gold flakes and small nuggets as I can eat. Technically safe to eat, then payday next time I need to use the toilet.
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Arbys
Fiberglass insulation, please!
I am going to eat quantum superposition. That's right, quantum computing no longer exists. Schrödinger's cat is alive and well. Only one thing happens, regardless of observation. You're welcome.