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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 72 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It looks like he's counting out the age of the kid he wants to fuck.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Probably counting how many times he's whacked off thinking about his daughter Ivanka

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Hands would not be enough

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is this a real photo, counting on fingers? Seriously?

[–] Naradae@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, the binder in front of him has only two pages and both of them are blank. So... Yeah, probably real.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Lol and the binder rings are "gold" too...

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Oh, please. Can we not do this type of disinformation. It's rape. The age of the kid(s) he wants to rape. Not fuck.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Blackjack dealer: “sir you have 21.”

Trump: “hit me!”🫲🍊🫱

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

"I also like to live dangerously."

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

"Will do, let me just go get my shovel."

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago
[–] excral@feddit.org 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's said that in casinos the bank always wins, but Trump manages to somehow still lose as the bank

Trump got paid millions for his casino. The bankruptcy affected other investors, not him.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 4 days ago

It's because the casino was a money laundering operation for the Russians.

[–] Daysofcoleco@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Those same scientists were disappeared

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 4 days ago

Pictured: DJT trying to count to 5.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

And a steak company