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[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 116 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No one gonna mention Sabrina Carpet

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

she was originally going to go by that name but thought everyone would walk all over her

πŸ‘‰πŸΎ dad jokes

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow, good thing she saw that ahead of time. She really know how to build a fanbase. She sure measures up to their expectations and stays on the level.

[–] derek@infosec.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It really ties the room together.

Does that make you uncomfortable Jeffery? Vagina.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm so confused. Why would a microphone need you to be 6'1? How does that even relate?

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The joke is that his search history is curated to be a green flag for women, and he's dropping his height because a lot of women like tall men.

[–] mimavox@piefed.social -2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

VERY far fetched, I would say. I assumed if was a woman's post, given the search history.

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 8 points 2 weeks ago

It really wasn't

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 weeks ago

because you need to reach up to it

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 27 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I tried to teach my nephew that the voice search button on his parent's TV Remote is for idiots. Only idiots use that.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Speech to text is extremely useful in certain circumstances. Like when my arthritic hands are acting up.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

That would be fair if these companies weren't using it to spy on, profile you, and train AI off your voice. At that point you might need to just have somebody with working hands nearby.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

OGs use the console controller for the on-screen keyboard like a niche demon

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's tribal yet futuristic.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

Don't fall for it, it's just for profiling you based on your voice. I'm 6'3"

[–] RadioEthiopiate@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm 12" what is this?

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

This feels so relatable to my 6'2'' self

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That feature unlocks when you become at least 2.2 bald eagles tall.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Bald eagles are an archaic measure, we use big macs these days

[–] blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

5'7", fat thighs and a 4x4 hose here, looks like it's a buttplug

I love Sabrina Carpet

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

It automatically cathederizes anyone over 6' that doesn't sit down to pee so they don't splash the fuck everywhere like some damned giraffe piss demon.