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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 6 points 39 minutes ago

This is stupid. No one would care that he fell over while a bunch of people were pushing him out of there. It's pretty easy to get tripped up in a situation like that.

But of course, Trump has to make sure everyone knows he didn't fall. What an ego.

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 31 minutes ago

Was that before or after he fell down?

[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Trump says a lot of things i cant ever believe a single thing that comes out of this mouth. He is a pathological liar, he lies so much he believes his own lies.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 2 points 7 minutes ago

I wouldn't have had a second thought about it. But since he said something he's obviously lying.

Gotta put my Trump filter back on. The next month is going to be nothing but inane blathering.

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

He was just trying to rape some little kid that had fallen to the ground

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago

Ah I thought the video would be of him falling over

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 26 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"I was protecting the ground. Nobody saves the Earth like me!"

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Very few people can do such an expansive job covering the earth as Donald Trump....

I look forward to the day it returns the favor.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Same here (Voyager), but the direct link to the video worked.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

It’s playing for me (in Voyager)

[–] T4V0@lemmy.pt 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not playing for me, also using Voyager, might be community related.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Or possibly instance related. Noticed everyone who’s said they can’t play it (so far) is on a different instance from where the video was posted and everyone who’s said they can (so far) is on the same instance.

[–] T4V0@lemmy.pt 3 points 1 hour ago

Yes, that's what I meant.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Works for me in Blorp

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It's playing for me in Firefox on mobile.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It's neither playing in voyager, nor in the browser, for me. Any mirrors?

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

It doesn't have Yakety Sax playing so you're not missing anything at all.

[–] imahappyguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

"It was a-a bad problem" dire was right there, dude.