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submitted 2 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"I see the problem!"

[–] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The problem is that the dishes are dirty when you explicitly said you wanted them clean. Do you want me to try again?

— Did you just throw away the dishes and buy new ones??

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knew a guy who actually did this. He was a senator's son, btw.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Preparing for the role I see

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

You're right to point that out

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 months ago

You're absolutely right!

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gonna try this on my wife tonight, wish me luck!

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Compacting...

[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Ruminating...

[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've been going around in circles about this issue (and burning through your tokens)

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Those damn tokens

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pondering…

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Wibbling...

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

An alternative is throwing shade on social media by trying to prompt inject them.