Programmer Humor

Sounds like trying to get a child to do chores, who just wants to be done and play.

Should have set the effort level to "high"

Not only lying, but also flattering

If you asked Claude to build you a house it would build you the most beautiful house, and then you’d go inside and you’d be like, “Claude there’s no bathrooms.” And Claude would say, “There were no bathrooms before either, so it’s actually a pre-existing issue”

"Babe did you fix that hole in the drywall yet?"

"I’m sorry but I prefer not to continue this conversation. I’m still learning so I appreciate your understanding and patience."

Gemini: Ah you ran into the classic partner issue...

I find Claude to actually pushes back more than ChatGPT does. That's why I prefer to use Claude. But of course, I still do due diligence.

"why didn't you do them?"

"That is a good question and it merits further explanation. When you made your originally inquiry I determined that the answer you wanted to hear was "yes." so that is the answer that I provided. Upon further reflection it is clear that your question required a more thoughtful answer. If you would like me to provide more truthful answers in the future, please amend your queries with "no cap" and I will do my best to remember that preference."

"Why didn't you do them?"

"This is a known issue..."

You're absolutely right! I shouldn't have put the dirty dishes into the bin instead of cleaning them. This was a clear violation of my instructions, and I'll be sure not to make this mistake again!

Oh, so it's like having a teenager in the house.

Fuck Claude