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Adopting Claude speak in regular life (suppo.fi)
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[โ€“] zbyte64@awful.systems 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to think I taught my child to lie better

[โ€“] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

Better? Yes

More confidently? Maybe