It's a joke... It's a silly way of acknowledging that you're using math incorrectly to feel better about a purchase.
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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Right? I feel like they think it's a serious thing. My girlfriends and I use the term ironically, as I imagine most people do. I don't really think any of us are too concerned if other people care if we look good, competent, whatever when we use it. Just something to giggle about.
Now if we want to go after gendered phrases - I think 'man up' should cause anyone being told that to stay far away from whoever is saying it.
Girls can say "girl math" because they're girls. Black people can use the N word.
It's not derogatory if it's used by the group.
It does perpetuate negative attitudes about women though.
I agree with you on 'man up'. That said, I know it's a joke and I'm totally fine with jokes of any kind in the right context. What I'm talking about primarily is when someone is in a poor overall financial situation. Then uses the phrase as a justification for making their situation worse with terrible spending. Joking about a thing vs normalizing a detrimental behavior is kinda what I mean. Idk I don't think people shouldn't say it in general it's just something thats been on my mind recently. Mostly because one particularly annoying person in my life uses it a lot.
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How is that defeatist or a negative reflection on the speaker? My girlfriend says it from time to time and it's never made me think less of her. She's great at math and very financially responsible, she just says it to be funny sometimes.
I've experienced it used in a serious context to justify poor spending by people in terrible financial positions.
I'm thinking of a couple family members and friends. Here's a short of what I'm talking about in action.
The host literally hears "girl math" and replies "this is not a joke!" - showing that he, as well as the vast majority of people who have heard the phrase, knows that it's an inherently and intentionally unserious way of looking at financial decisions.
Nobody in that clip is SERIOUSLY thinking their "girl math" is correct. They're using it as humor to cope with feeling overwhelmed.
It's not being used in a serious context.
Girl math is always follwed by the most asinine excuse for my wife buying shit we don't need with money we don't have.
Hell yeah
elaborate
Are you familiar with the contemporary commonly used phrase "girl math"?
I've heard of girl push-ups, but not girl math. That implies there are girl versions of everything.
What else have them girls been hiding from us? This goes all the way to the top.
Yes, and i think yyou should elaborate on why it is defeatist and why it makes the speaker look bad. Obviously I could fill in the blanks, but I am interested in your opinion, as you're the one who brought it up.
"A defeatist is someone who resigns themselves to failure without trying." I'm thinking mostly about people in my personal life. Specifically one who has done things like put entire vacations on credit cards. Then used the justification of "girl math" because the experience NOW is worth what they will pay in interest. Instead of waiting until its financially viable because they'll "never be able to afford it otherwise". I have other examples but I'll use that as my primary.
Commonly used by who? It can't be that common, because it seems like most people have never heard of it.
This is not in common use. This sounds like some Incel thing.
I mean, whatever you say lmao.
What
Are you familiar with the contemporary commonly used phrase "girl math"?
maybe you should explain it because several users seem unfamiliar with it, including me (who doesn't natively speak English and therefore isn't 100% familiar with all slang terms used in English)
"Anything under 5 dollars is free, returning something that didn't fit is profit, a 30% off sale means you're earning that 30% or by not making the purchase losing that money" rules like those. It's mostly used sarcastically but is occasionally used as a legitimate justification for poor spending habits. I didn't make it up or apply it to any group.
FWIW I think the third one isn't anywhere near as bad as the first two. You are getting more value for your money when you get a percentage off.
No
Is this the new Dumb Bitch Math?
It makes the speaker look like a misogynist.