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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 minutes ago

This is why I stick with short-haired breeds, like instead of a girlfriend I just have a boyfriend. No hair pins anywhere in the house that I know of, just short and curly body hair everywhere, cause we're hairy dudes and all. But definitely no hair pins.

[–] username_1@programming.dev 16 points 2 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Epzillon@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

I have long hair that falls of constantly due to the sheer amount and density. Way worse than my partners. And we also just got a cat. Needless to say we are looking into getting a roomba or something of these likes.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

My hair is worse than cat's hair for sure

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I started growing my hair out unintentionally, I just stopped getting it cut during the pandemic.

I've found a hair wrapped around my balls more than once. Those fucking things love to go spelunking, man.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 3 points 55 minutes ago

I have Lapphunds. I regularly find dog hair around my genital region. I don't know how, but based on the dryer's lint filter, I think it hides in my fresh underwear. The same thing happens to my partner. A couple seconds of inspection has become part of oral foreplay because too many times someone's had to deal with a dog hair stuck on their tongue.

[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

We both have long hair and one time my girl felt a hair down there and pulled it to get it out. It was wrapped around the tip under the foreskin. I told her she almost circumcised me.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I have short hair. But still I'd say 1/5 trips to the bathroom lead to me finding a long hair wrapped around my dick/balls. My girl sheds like a dog but still has crazy thick hair.