Ah, so we're just out here to change the names of bodies of water. Way to tackle the issues, champ...
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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Most European countries will now call the White House Dumbass HQ
Hey, the entire Southern hemisphere would like to point out that we have always thought this
Put it on the maps!
Now I'm going to call it the Persian Gulf even harder
I plan to announce I will call the USA the Unbelievably Dumb Nazis from now on. I was thinking of Unbelievably Stupid Assholes first, but people won't notice the difference when I say "USA".
"Unbelievably Stupid Autocracy" maintains the acronym as well
We need to legally change Trumps title to “The Lost Profit” he will think it’s an honor.
Iran should name USA "Trumpyland" so that he will not even get mad, it's a great double trolling!
I wonder what the AP will call it…
"Jeff"
This is... Less ridiculous. At least there is precedence for the name in other nations.
But I'm fully expecting the official announcement to be that he's renaming it the "Freedom Gulf" or something instead.
From here on out USA stands for Unfathomably Stupid Assholes.
After a nap because shit leaked onto his "Oriental rug"