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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 61 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you're laughing? the idf just lost a decorated general and you're laughing?

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Damn, it's a shame when young life is snuffed out too soon. Maybe don't go killing children if you don't want your young fed to the murder machine in retaliation.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't even call it retaliation, he was in Lebanon, that's just straight up self defense.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 31 points 4 days ago

Genocidal warmongerers hate this one simple trick

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 44 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Safely delivered along with the diploma.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Call me magna the way I cum laude

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 days ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

jacked just in time

[–] VComrade@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago (3 children)

19 and still in high-school? Do they start school later in life or something?

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

You can either graduate at 18 or you can become a Sergent Major by 19 but you can't do both

[–] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea about the hellstate, but in many european countries, you finish highschool at 19. 12 grades, from age 7 to 19. Could be a similar setup

I'm America we start a bit earlier. Still 12 grades, but kindergarten starts when you're 5 or 6, so most people graduate at 18.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

Maybe he got held back a few grades…

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago

May many more Zionazis follow his example. They can all have PHDs for it, I wouldn't mind.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 29 points 4 days ago

Play invasion games, win invasion prizes

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

Netanyahu literally promised no ceasefire in Lebanon (or at least rejected the 'both sides ceasefire' (yes, he literally mentioned that because it was necessary for Iran to state that as a requirement)), and the Israeli people themselves were protesting against the ceasefire

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Average DEI high school diploma

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago
[–] refolde@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Sucks to suck

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Stolen high school valor.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Skill issue

[–] D61@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

At least most participation trophies are given to kids who can do the basic task. Just look at the sky. It's literally up, bozo. One direction to look.