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Fuck off randy

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[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

fuck off randy

[–] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

FROZEN MIXED VEGETABLE COCKS

[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Fuck off Randy, imma let the liquor do the thinkin

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Fuck off Randy

[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 4 points 20 hours ago

Fuck off, Randy!

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

Fuck off Randy!

[–] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

I‘ll give you a hundred bucks to fuck off

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

First word. Fuck. Pretty easy to understand. Second word. Off. REALLY easy to understand.

[–] CalmChaos72@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

FRIG-OFF Mr. Lahey

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

He’s not a Sam-squanch but he looks like he ate mentos n soda but the pressure never escaped.

Fuck off Randy.* damn autocorrect.

[–] rwdf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Fuck off Randy, ya greasy bastard

[–] MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Fuck off randy!

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Man's gotta eat

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

This is the fashion police. You’re being charged for wearing them pants after Labour day

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 day ago

Stupid thread, Fuck off Randy.

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Randy why don’t you go on and eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating walrus assed motherfucker

Fuck off Randy

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

.......am I supposed to understand this?

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Check out "Trailer Park Boys", its a comedy series.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

Fuck off Randy!

Respectfully, Randy never did anything wrong. He's a victim of circumstance.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch

[–] hot_mocha_decaf@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Randy Randy Bo-bandy
Bo-na-na fanna, fo-fandy
Fee-fi-mo-mandy
Randy!

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What the fuck does tempus fuck it mean?