“I know how to drive, Ricky.”
“You also know how to be stupid.”
this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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The car's name is Ricky?
Make like a tree and fuck off
This is the receptionist at my doctor's offices husband's truck. He's always trying to get me to play some videogame he developed called "monkey crunchers from dog cock Island". I told him I'm not interested but he keeps following me around assuring me that the title has nothing to do with the game itself and that it's actually a soccer game like FIFA but with crabs vs lobsters. I asked him why he chose that name for a crustacean soccer game and he became irate and threatened to reverse my vasectomy.
It's not rocket appliances.
TPB in the wild!
Clever anti theft idea. The truck works fine, but the sticker makes people think it's more trouble than it's worth.
When you can't afford to fix anything you get used to it.
Damn, how progressive (in given context). Given directions to would be thieves so they don't hurt people.
Unless they're giving false directions to would be thieves and they don't care if people get hurt.
I call bullshit, that looks like a Tundra. If it was a Dodge I could understand.
98-08 Chevy full-size. So; plausible.
just change your shifter knob to show all that or put a sticker, why instead block your back view?
Put it in H!
This isn't spaghetti code any more, this is lasagna code
Goddamn shitposts again rand
