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Christians think the Earth is 6,000 years old.
Those who accept the science, and the of the age of the universe, were tricked by Satan, who placed the dinosaur bones in the ground and fucking magic'd them, so when they're carbon dated, they seem ancient.
Also the Earth is flat, obviously.
Christians love the flat earth cult, because it's just like their own cult. Belief other facts
actually, time is not linear for God so we cannot assume how old the Earth is via using the six/seven days
go science and roman catholicism
Okay - let's assume that that the timeline is fucked up.
That doesn't explain how god first created light... Then somehow made the sun and stars later.
"light" might be the big bang and the sun and stars came significantly after that
If that's the case, then god didn't make the sun and stars, he just waited for them to form.
What if he was creating them during the time they formed?
God can use chain reactions to create and destroy
Stop being retarded.
really brought the 4chan outta yourself for this one
Good one.
The word snake handling cults all know the real demonic language because they do all that speaking in tongues stuff. That doesn't sound "heavenly" to me.
I always thought the same thing.
What if he thought that language?