Still a better love story than Twilight.
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The dedication to go back to a decade old tweet
Cocky funny is basically the first lesson in pick-up. Good old basics.
If you know how to do it. If you don't you are going to have a very bad time.. and so is everyone else
You also have to follow rules 1 and 2.
You can be ugly, but as long as you take care of yourself and ooze self-confidence, you do not need to be Chad or a boy band singer to pull this off.
Being ugly is so overvalued too. Sure there are some disfigured people. But pretty much everyone else is just average and should take better care of themselves. Looks in my experience are just an excuse usually.
That is very true. A healthy fit person will rarely be unattractive. Personal hygiene and grooming can make just about anyone attractive short of extreme disfigurement. I was just being cheeky above.
Sta: 6
Str: 6
Dex: 6
Int: 5
Wis: 6
Cha: 19
Luck: Over 9000
It's always better to be lucky than good.
I thought 'that was quick, but then I saw the time stamps, it's teen years apart
2012-28-09
to
2012-17-19
~/s~
Yeah, love me some more months in the calendar, too
Spicy.
I like how it jumps 10 years
They have now been married for almost 10
You don't marry someone within a month of meeting them
You don't marry someone within a month of meeting them
~~Don't~~ shouldn't. XD
Having grown up in a religious cult Well...
*Filipina
How did bro win this?
He got an iPhone
Did he pronounce it with a hard or soft J?
I don't think soft j is the correct way of saying this, but I understand what you're going for.
It's gotta be a hard j, right? I mean it's Japanese — the joke sort of loses its meaning if it isn't an unholy combination of the two cultures.
It has to be KH sound like in jalapeño, just to confuse more
They do it to me every time
But how did You pronounce it?
Jel o pin yo