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[–] riskable@programming.dev 137 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I browse "All" most of the time and the Femcel Memes show up pretty regularly. It's not like this gif though. It's more like watching a super interesting science experiment.

"Ah, yes. I see. I see. How interesting!"

My scientific notes so far:

  • They crave cuddles. It's almost like a cuddle-based economy.
[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 102 points 1 day ago (9 children)

They crave cuddles.

Who among us cannot say the same?

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just took an NFPA 70E electrical safety course, and the instructor was talking about how electricians love to cuddle.

I thought it was weird for a sec, then I remembered the last time I opened an electrical panel with someone else nearby. Then I remembered every other time I opened an electrical panel with other people nearby. Then I remembered all the times that I was all the other people nearby.

Then he showed us a video of an arc flash with 3 people inside the panel, and then there was nobody nearby.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago

Arc flashes are nature’s way of saying cuddle time is over.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Straight guys can't say it. Not because they don't crave them, they just can't say that they do without social sanction. Everyone else apparently gets a pass though.

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'll say it; I crave cuddles.

Cuddles while watching TV is one of the only things that'll pull me away from my computer.

I definitely crave them.

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Another note is that they seem to all be autistic, with many of them exhibiting symptoms of severe depression. Most are also trans lesbians. Many seem to be cat/fox/puppygirls.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Conclusion: headpats are in order

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Depressed autistic transbians commiserating about loneliness

"Aw cute puppygirls!" head pats

Depessed autistic cis guys commiserating about loneliness

"Ew gross incels, yuck!" social stigma

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'll be nice if you give them a pink monster and tell them they're a good girl.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 22 hours ago

I prefer white monster but yes

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

just wait till you see the cuddle parties in vrchat with full body tracking hehe

(I'm the one with piece signs)

though, unfortunately not with the folks from femcel memes... :(

^cough cough !VRChat@sh.itjust.works cough cough^

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[–] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love the femcel memes people. What scares me is if Violet08 finds them, I think together they would be too powerful.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but violet gets laid tho

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like femcelmemes and all the posters there. It’s like tumblr, but with fewer chips on shoulders

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh don’t get me wrong, they’re a fantastic, mutually supportive community. I just didn’t realize what I was walking into at first. It was like entering a club I had no business entering.

[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I was today years old when I realized everyone else in that picture is a woman XD

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

The ioke in that scene is just chef's kiss, worth watching the whole episode for

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The first time I commented there, I tried to be courteous in the way I usually was on tumblr. People responded kindly, but read a bit confused. I quickly realized that the club was open to all. (Within reason)

Which is to say, similar experience

[–] DarkerRadical@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

It's been a few years since I delved into the Reddit side, but the femcel communities here are much nicer places to be than the subreddits. There's some feeling of independence and empowerment here, whereas the subreddits were always overwhelmed by insufferable idiots. They were truly the female version of terminally online incels.

[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

rough rough!!! :3

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[–] neobunch@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

How do you haplessly wander into it? I can't even deliberately visit with the url, it just throws an error thru lemmy.world

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

bork bork bork bork bork!! >:3

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

as a straight genx male i have to say: doubt

edit: if it's a joke and i'm whooshed: ha

[–] gianni@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

basically, yea. that's old people posting/commenting in /c/femcelmemes

edit: lol old people get so butthurt about shit

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