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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Your toes do have toetips, just nobody gives a shit about them.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

If only that were true, the world would be a slightly less weird place.

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Shove your toes in a politicians face and all of a sudden the whole police force cares about em now

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You can tip toe because toes aren't tipped. Likewise you can't tip finger because they are already tipped. 🙃

[–] prasadCode58@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

How high were you when you were thinking about this logic ?

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 82 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And don't even get me started on how we drive on parkways and park in driveways.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 49 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Or how shipments travel by car and cargo travels by ship.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 24 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

You cook bacon, but you bake cookies.

[–] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Jon's definitely having a stroke

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You can bake bacon, but you can not cook cookies.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 33 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Car go ship? No, car go road.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Car go road? No car go beep beep… you okay buddy??

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The fuck do you mean you don't have toetips? Do your toes not end?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty brave of you to admit openly that you don't have endless toes.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 4 hours ago

I come from a long and proud line of endtoes.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

My tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca -3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My asshole is a little crusty. I don't wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I'm pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

This is assault. You're assaulting me.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 27 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Actually tipfinger is what your mom calls that thing I do to her butt.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Just the tip?

[–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 19 points 22 hours ago

You may not have toetips, but you do have tippy-toes.

[–] Joker_1902@lemmy.ml 11 points 20 hours ago

It’s too late for this shit. Take my upvote

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where are the Germans in this thread? I'm pretty sure they have a word for your tippy toes.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yep, for us its the same. Fingertips are 'Fingerspitzen' and the tips of your toes are 'Zehenspitzen', whereas "Spitzen" literally translates to 'tips'

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 19 hours ago

Whoa there's a paw track emoji? Nice.

[–] username_1@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not a German here, but I bet that word is KurztrumDummerungHimmsschplatzHoch or something.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You mean Fingerspitzengefühl?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also like, they call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.

[–] DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 23 hours ago

Oh wait, there they go…

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Jokes on you. I cut my fingertips off.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

Then the new spot is your finger tips

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 23 hours ago

"Captain Sparrow, who is robbing me and what are they taking while you're here beguiling me?"

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 2 points 22 hours ago

You can't tipfinger because you're already using your finger tips, but your toe tips are not in use anywhere else, and therefore exclusively used for tiptoeing.