this post was submitted on 03 May 2026
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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 week ago

Try making kids draw California's new flag:

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm not really sure who I need to be talking to, but I had some concerns about the garbage cans.

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

And we need to address the pic-a-nic baskets

Waay too hard to get into

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's got a constitutional right to bear arms in this country.

[–] schildfrosch@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and all ge ever git was bear leg 😞

[–] schildfrosch@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

uh, i mean they

[–] X@piefed.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You trying to tell me that if I fly the flag of New Hampshire and the actual fucking USS Raleigh appears out of nowhere that you aren’t gonna have at least some raised fucking eyebrows?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How about Virginia's flag?

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

How about the UN's flag?

[–] X@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

lol that had crossed my mind

[–] lath@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No taxation without representation!

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

This cultural appropriation is unbearable!

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something that cute has no business being so fkin dangerous

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

that hairstyle is doing a lot

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey boo-boo lets pass some laws legalizing picnic basket theft

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every time I see the California flag, I think that the second bear head is missing. I played too much Fallout 2 as a kid.

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I visited Sequoia Nat Park maybe 10 or 12 years ago. The bears were crazy. I knew I was likely to see a bear, but the animals moved into the camp like they were clocking in.

There were signs that advised campers to make noise like banging pots and pans to drive them off. Less than 30 seconds after sunset, you could hear pots and pans banging in every direction.

I saw two bears that first night, one got close enough that I could hear it breathing.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

"Only you can prevent someone from using your likeness for merchandising without approval."

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Guess someones did chose the bear.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Respect the bear

[–] spitfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least it’s not two-headed

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spitfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Fine, but I hoped someone would cite Tandi rather than her ;)