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[–] zitrone@europe.pub 1 points 36 minutes ago

ESC :q! to get the buttplug out

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But I enjoy farting in my coworkers' general direction

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Get one that has a kazoo built in.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 10 hours ago

10 Habits of Ultra Succesful People:

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What kind of rounding has to be done to assume not using the bathroom constitutes 4 to 5 hours daily?!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The same kind that equates horniness with ambition? 🤷🏻

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the plug saves him 4-5 hours of cranking it in the toilet.

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thanks to modern technology you don't even have to go to the toilet!

Just get one of these for your desk:

e: Also, you can solve cable routing issue by simply tunneling the cable through your hand:

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Cyrus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Do you think we ever lived though?

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

That depends entirely on whether you have something in your butt.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

do you not put the poop back in after you take it out?

[–] Cyrus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That is disgusting. You gotta eat it for zero waste. I personally season it with pee powder.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

moms urea powder was always the best!

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[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You gotta let it out a little bit and then let it shlurp back up into your poop chute. Back and forth forever

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ah yeah, the ole poop-n-slurp!

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Elvis math.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I’m glad to see more Entrapranure posts here, it’s something I really missed when I left Instagram.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

One of my favorites

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago

Isn't that dangerous? Also, that sounds painful.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

go to the hospital. they're used to it.

[–] Deftworks@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 minutes ago

THAT WASN'T A BUTT PLUG YOU ASSHOLES.. IT WAS MY KITCHEN SYNC BUTTON..