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Farmer group chat (quokk.au)

submitted 3 months ago by restingOface@quokk.au to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 69 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Wow girl you're so beautiful 😍💕

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 53 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wow they ain't send separately

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 50 points 3 months ago

Bye

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

Thanks anyway

[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Penny best waifu.

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Good choice but I'll take my purple haired, goth, gamer girl Abigail every time

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

I always say I'm going to try someone else on my next run.....

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Abigail was my first, and unintentional romance. Actually all of them have been unintentional. But Abigail was my first, but I intentionally avoided giving her the bouquet my second run. Thought I was shooting for Penny, ended up getting Leah first on my second playthrough. But my third playthrough I (obliviously) went to the baseball game with Shane and got a hell of a surprise. I wasn't angry or anything, just really unexpected. He got a bouquet but I felt weird about giving him the shell necklace. My only playthrough when I bought two bouquets.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago

I'm bad at faces.

Really bad.

I picked Abigail for the sole reason that I could identify her. Much like the protagonist of Bone Gap.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

That’s a funny way of spelling Leah.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah. Hailey all day.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

You misspelled Krobus

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

All: “Farmer Girl, wait, come back. Let’s talk this out.”

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I feel it's so hard to carry on the convo whenever people open like that.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s a… there’s two dudes!!

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Nah that one dude is at least half chick

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Gonna be an expensive trip to the witch...

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 7 points 3 months ago

I knew people found the fishing hard in SDV but this is ridiculous

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Two of these are not girls 😭

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I think canonically there are no transgender or non-binary characters in SDV (Except the dwarf maybe, but c'mon)

Which means there are potentially 6 that are not girls, but at least 5 (because "you" are one of the 12, meaning someone has been left out. Probably Shane.) 3 of them are pictured.

Thank you for providing me this opportunity to be the best kind of correct

eta: Wait, unless Shane is the one who took the screenshot! In which case definitely 6

I... need to take things less seriously

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Shane may be a boy but he's also best girl.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

No sir, this is the type of semantics I love about here! Never stop taking EVERYTHING seriously.

[–] fedikitty@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just even less effort put in to the text.