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[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Now add very to all of them.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I blame children's books the use of very is very very extensive.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 6 days ago

I'd say the humorous way very is used in children's books is somehow lost as they transition from kid to teenager or so, but the use of the word sticks around. I wonder why that is.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

So you mean I can't say "Pretty Ugly"? 😢😔

Good reminder to everyone to stream Pretty Ugly by Zara Larsson. And watch the divalicious music video, c*nty lip sync, and jaw-dropping choreo!

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[–] LynxIsInvicible@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Pray for my IELTS exams guys. Thanks

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Okay I'll say really instead.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 days ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

There were lots of very us words in that list. Good one!

[–] Rogue1633@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 days ago
[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 days ago

Learn how to speak like AI

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 0 points 6 days ago

Send this list to Trump. His vocabulary is about 200 words.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.

Listen, I'm fatigued beyond imagination and incapable of reading this prosaic litany of mundane drivel.

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[–] htrayl@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This has nothing to do with grammar.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 days ago

Very true. Grammar is a lovely old woman.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Doesn't matter, it's a very useful list to counter tik-tok brain damage.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 14 points 1 week ago

One could say it's the very thing we need.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)
  1. Not grammar

  2. A lot of these have different connotations

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

"Hmmm you're very dirty 😏"

"Hmmm you're filthy 😏"

"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is very big of you."

"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is huge of you."

Nope, not the same.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago

“Very busy” and “overloaded” are wildly different things.

As are very hot and boiling, very lazy and idle, very nervous and anxious, and like a good third more of these.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am a fan of putting "very" in front of everything in the suggested list.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very tiny. Very exhausted.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Very good examples!

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This post is very interesting.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Emergency_dildo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Verility confirmed

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I say super instead. Or soooooo if I'm super super _.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is actually a very good lesson in grammar

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This isn't grammar at all -- it's a style recommendation.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It was a joke referencing what OP said, correct them

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Just ate, am stuffed.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

This is very unnecessary and very oversimplified.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Left is American English, right is British 🇬🇧

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