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The number of responses in this thread that sound emotional is making me feel big and strong
You'd better be at least 6'7" before saying most of that to me since it won't make any sense otherwise. But joke's on you anyway since I'd just fall in love
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uhhh probably football or baseball
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My replies, just for funsies.
- None, I'd still not like sports.
- I mean yeah, I can lift heavy objects.
- What?
- When did you turn 7?
- I think I'm gonna need stitches.
- I mean not if you don't explain it to me.
- Fine, bring me a ladder.
- Meh.
- You'd think so but you get used to it after a while.
- Yeah, my depression needs 7 medications to mostly counter it.
- That's another 2 medications.
- Hardly anything ever works out for me, why world that change now?
- Yeah, that's because I am emotional right now.
- ๐
- I'm running low on it these days, so there's only so much I can do before it starts looking pathetic.
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Nah the height ones don't work when you have to look up to look me in the eyes.
The height one doesn't work when I know I'm a short arse and don't have little man syndrome.
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"Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about how few fucks I give" is my current goto.
- Shuffleboard probably. Or stamp collecting (on the competitive circuit)
- That would be ovaltine, but really I am just a sucker for post-WWII Americana
- hike!
- I just think of off the wall shit to be said, like "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus" or something
- Thankfully, because I panic in a wading pool
- oh, I'm midwestern, pal! Everything really is okay, buddy. Heck, it's fantabulous!
- As long as it's not always wrong being hard
- I heard, "Feeling big guys." Screw it, I'm in.
- Jack Daniels, specifically, and Nyquil (The ol' Bohemian Cocktail, eh)
- I... never notice, tbh
- I am. Suffering is real.
- I should act 6? That's some not-okay RP, buddy.
- I did, when it existed on my head. Now I do micro-perms.
Wait. I don't get it.
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