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- Shuffleboard probably. Or stamp collecting (on the competitive circuit)
- That would be ovaltine, but really I am just a sucker for post-WWII Americana
- hike!
- I just think of off the wall shit to be said, like "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus" or something
- Thankfully, because I panic in a wading pool
- oh, I'm midwestern, pal! Everything really is okay, buddy. Heck, it's fantabulous!
- As long as it's not always wrong being hard
- I heard, "Feeling big guys." Screw it, I'm in.
- Jack Daniels, specifically, and Nyquil (The ol' Bohemian Cocktail, eh)
- I... never notice, tbh
- I am. Suffering is real.
- I should act 6? That's some not-okay RP, buddy.
- I did, when it existed on my head. Now I do micro-perms.
Wait. I don't get it.
bro is 6 cm tall
"Calm down"
Buncha guys on this thread need it saying to them
Sounds more like a list of things someone might be rage baited into saying
"Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about how few fucks I give" is my current goto.
Quality shitpost, effective ragebait, lolcow audience 👌
I vote we make “big truck energy” the opposite of “big dick energy”. Like: “you’re giving real big truck energy right now.”
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"Wow you got a new truck! I didn't think you had a micropenis that small."
"Wauw you're really overcompensating something huh, I wonder what, that is hahaha."
"Some men have this big dick energy, meaning they act chill because they know they don't have to prove anything so they don't behave like an asshole. It's funny that you have the exact opposite."
"Awww did something hurt your little boy's feelings? In my desk I have for you a tampon and a box of crayons, which one would you prefer?"
"Why are you treating women that way, are you trying to hide your oedipus complex?"
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Randomly say "stop mansplaining!" in the middle of a conversation.
idk if i'm built different but i'd laugh at all of these bc they got me good. except sometimes i would answer to the feelings thing with "yes, that hurt" or some shit like that.
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Nah the height ones don't work when you have to look up to look me in the eyes.
The height one doesn't work when I know I'm a short arse and don't have little man syndrome.
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I'm 1m80, if someone could actually call me short I'd be more impressed than mad.
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I find the word Champ to be wonderfully patronizing.
"What's got you down, Champ?"
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"Jesus, is it your time of the month!?"
"Awwww! Your truck/motorcycle is adorable!"
"Shhhhhhhh...hush."
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Act your height, thats pretty good