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[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My replies, just for funsies.

  • None, I'd still not like sports.
  • I mean yeah, I can lift heavy objects.
  • What?
  • When did you turn 7?
  • I think I'm gonna need stitches.
  • I mean not if you don't explain it to me.
  • Fine, bring me a ladder.
  • Meh.
  • You'd think so but you get used to it after a while.
  • Yeah, my depression needs 7 medications to mostly counter it.
  • That's another 2 medications.
  • Hardly anything ever works out for me, why world that change now?
  • Yeah, that's because I am emotional right now.
  • ๐Ÿ–•
  • I'm running low on it these days, so there's only so much I can do before it starts looking pathetic.
[โ€“] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This has real short guy energy. :D

[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Average, honestly, but my younger sister is taller than me lol

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[โ€“] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago
  1. About 7 years after I was born I think
[โ€“] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Nah, when someone says something that gets under my skin. I say to myself, ty for the lesson in things for which i am sensitive.

If they keep it up, I cut them off. There's no need to make everyone like me. I dont even like everyone.

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[โ€“] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)

You'd better be at least 6'7" before saying most of that to me since it won't make any sense otherwise. But joke's on you anyway since I'd just fall in love

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[โ€“] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait, "you sound emotional" is bad how?

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[โ€“] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Ok buddy" is my go-to when someone is raging in a multi-player game

[โ€“] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I'm not your buddy, friend.

I am not your friend, guy.

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[โ€“] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 6 days ago (15 children)

I don't get why the man community has so much drama about height

[โ€“] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Because if you are deemed too short, there is a very good number of women that won't date you. And if you are tall, even more women seem to think you exist just to reach things for them. And once you reach a certain height, the world isn't really designed for you to live in anymore.

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[โ€“] Malyca@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

@Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world what meme would you post if you were mematic?

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