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Still valid (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] iByteABit@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also gets supply chain attacked and hacks your pc

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago

What part of

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.

y'all don't understand?

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it's memory safe...

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

anything that needs to be performant is inside an unsafe declaration.

'Memory Safe'

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Rebar under the road suggests this is a raised platform. Terrifying.