This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
That dude cocaines. He's got the crazy eyes in literally every single photo I've ever seen of him.
I think it's more that he strabismusizes. But even if that were fixed, he'd still be an asshole.
The Magic 8 Ball is not really AI, Kash.
He really can’t be that stupid… can he?
Oh wait nevermind, don’t answer that.
It's not the case that everybody who loves AI is stupid and lazy.
But boy stupid lazy people all seem to love it...
It’s like how not all republicans are racist, but all racists are republican
AIs are the first thing they meet in their life, that tell them that they are super smart
No, he actual is that stupid. He’s an extremely, shockingly stupid person. Also, absolutely no ethics or morals whatsoever.
Fat, drunk, and stupid used to be no way to go through life. Now it's the bare minimum for government employment.
OK, to save you all a click: he's saying that he's using AI to triage tips, so that they can process all the tips that come in, and that way they've been able to stop two school shootings.
What dogshit journalism. "They claim they've stopped (a few) school shootings" gets shortened to "They've stopped school shootings", so that you'll think J Edgar Boozer is claiming to have stopped all school shootings, and click the article so that they get those sweet ad dollars.
Maybe someone can confirm how they know that those kids were definitely going to shoot up their schools and aren't just suspected of having wanted to do it.
Can’t prove a negative.
They think they stopped school shootings based on criteria they made up. Unless someone was physically on the way to a school, armed, they didn’t stop anything.
Wannabe Minority Report.
email: If you don't forward this message to 4 friends, there will be a school shooting!
ChatGPT: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on 3 of the 4 friend accounts: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on other friend account: If you want to pull off a successful school shooting, you need to <6 points of advice: 3 eerily on point, 2 irrelevant or obvious, 1 likely to blow up in face>
KP: We have successfully averted 4.166666 school shootings, but might have caused 0.844444 school shootings, for a net of 3.322222 school shootings prevented!
Click avoided. Your work is appreciated.
Hol up. Rewind. It's "stopped school shootings" and you are "using it everywhere."
Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?
Some memorable quotes:
Speaking to Sean Hannity, Patel claimed that artificial intelligence was never used at the FBI until the second Trump administration.
Patel added: “What’s the point of collecting terabytes of data if you can’t sift through it?”
“I’ve got every major tech company in the world embedded in the FBI, rebuilding our internet capabilities, our classified systems, and the ability for artificial intelligence to be in our counterterrorism program so we can get instantaneous results,” he said.
“The former FBI rejected that notion because they knew…that wasn’t their focus,” he said, referring to the implementation of A.I.
This guy must be half-blind from slapping back his entire supply of cheap bourbon because he can’t see a single red flag in any of these statements. I realize a fascist techno-dystopia has been the plan all along, but even after the last 10 years the hubris still astonishes me.
This is such a security nightmare I can't even begin to comprehend it, bad ideas on so many levels that he's hit a glitch screen.
When I watched Brasil way back when, I wondered how society could slip into such a nonsensical distopia .
I'm guessing this is a pretty good step in that direction.
collecting terabytes of data
Also, fwiw, this is probably off by about 7 or 8 orders of magnitude.
I’ve got every major tech company in the world embedded in the FBI,
The fuck, man? How are they allowed to just do shit like this??
There have been at least 24 school shootings in the United States so far this year, as of April 28. Nine were on a college campus, and 15 were on K-12 school grounds. The incidents left at least 14 people dead and 17 other victims injured, according to CNN’s analysis of events reported by the Gun Violence Archive, Education Week and Everytown for Gun Safety.
https://edition.cnn.com/us/school-shootings-fast-facts-dg
and this is good
Even After Two Massacres, OpenAI Still Hasn’t Stopped ChatGPT From Helping Plan School Shootings It's practically begging to help people plan mass shootings.
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/two-shootings-openai-stopped
ChatGPT...where is the closest bar?
Wait, didn't one of the main AI chatbots recently convince a white kid to murder a bunch of people?
Not just one shooting. It inspired many murders, suicides and murder suicides.
The recent tumbler ridge shooting in Canada was made possible by chatgpt, as was another one in Florida last year.
It's hard to keep up with all of these shootings.
Ladies and gentlemen, Director of the FBI. No amount of Hollywood films is gonna restore their reputation after this.
I have a lion in the house and it has never been hit by a meteor therefore lions prevent meteor impacts.
I can't look at this guy and not think about Tom Haverford in Parks and Rec, particularly in his imperative behaviour to impress and talk himself up rather than be competent at his job.
Idk if you watch SNL but this past Saturday they had that actor come on and play Kash in the opening skit.
How long will it take until they turn Minority Report into reality? "The AI said you were going to commit an act of terrorism/murder/robbery, so we'll jail you before you cause any harm"
But it's going to be Temu Minority Report where none of the predictions are true but they make the precrime cops feel really good and validated.
Finally some good fake news!
If sanity ever prevails again, we need to criminalize lying by politicians. Minimum 5 year sentence.
The director of the FBI just admitted they sold all our the countries classified information to evil tech billionaires across the globe to spy on americans...
This will backfire soon, if not already backfiring on the american people.
Sure thing Kash. How about using AI against the neo-Nazi militia compounds and pedo rings?
Well, that's a relief. I'd rather have AI making decisions than this putz, and I hate AI.
As pointless and useless as "AI" is, I'd still trust it over anyone in this administration.
I'm getting the impression they're the same picture.
I like AI, and encourage its adoption by people. However, I am 100% certain that AI hasn't prevented school shootings. In fact, I will go as far to say that the Trump administration has solely used it to harm people, schoolchildren included. We got bloodied backpacks proving that.
Kash stinks.
The 257 spike is 2021
350 school shootings in one year??!
Bloody hell that's nearly one shooting every day
Counting holiday it is more.
Such a shame they didnt have enough room to print the full year along the X axis.
It sure sounds like all of those shootings were actually stopped my tips made to the FBI but okay.
