Where's the abortionarium?
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This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.
The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.
What you can't see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall
They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it's size is accurate, what you can't see is how much is packed in there....
They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they're deployed, they're free to leave the room.

What’s upstairs??!!?
The billiard room and the conservatory.
So that's where they keep all the kidnapped conservatives and unpaid bills.
Do not kidnap conservatives!
reduce, reuse, recycle
Conservatives make excellent Rose feed.
and are valuable resources for people needing organ transplants.
Plushies, mostly. That's why the PDR (Plushie Distribution Room) is next to the elevator.
Bad design.
Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.
Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.
Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.
This person antifas.
2 STORY GRAND FOYER
Does it go to a 2nd floor?
... ... ...No
Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.
Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?
Vegan kitchen
Hell yeah
But where do we debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people or build them from recycled parts?
Cucks get their own cage but there's no closet to leave tied up subs in...
I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.
While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.
lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I'd love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.
Something for everyone!
It’s a good start, but the coven needs a bigger stoop.
Tap for spoiler
I know it means “covered,” this is a joke.
"Gendre swap machine"
Oh, if only that were true...
I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.
If you need me, I'll be in the milking room.
This on about 500 acres with a replica of the Top Gear track within walking distance of a quiet pub is literally heaven for me
I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?
ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.

extra privacy toilet?
Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I'm off to the cuddle puddle!
I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!
The upper left corner is actually from Epstein Island.
All mapped via speedruns, impressive.
room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho
Fuck yeah. Proud antifa member here.
What's that font? I can use that.
what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈