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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Where's the abortionarium?

[–] riot@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago

This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What you can't see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They specifically listed a 2 story bdsm dungeon so I think it's size is accurate, what you can't see is how much is packed in there....

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[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they're deployed, they're free to leave the room.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago
[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 76 points 4 days ago (7 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The billiard room and the conservatory.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

So that's where they keep all the kidnapped conservatives and unpaid bills.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Do not kidnap conservatives!

reduce, reuse, recycle

Conservatives make excellent Rose feed.

and are valuable resources for people needing organ transplants.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Plushies, mostly. That's why the PDR (Plushie Distribution Room) is next to the elevator.

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[–] Monument@piefed.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Bad design.

Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.

Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.

Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

This person antifas.

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago

2 STORY GRAND FOYER

Does it go to a 2nd floor?

... ... ...No

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 38 points 4 days ago

Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

Vegan kitchen

Hell yeah

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

But where do we debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people or build them from recycled parts?

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?

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[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Cucks get their own cage but there's no closet to leave tied up subs in...

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 28 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I thought it was the cock milking room?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 4 days ago

why not both?

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[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

lmao, I just heard about this the other day. Man, I'd love to see another project chanology trolling the fuck out of the god damn scitos.

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[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Goddammit... where's the opium den and pizza joint basement???

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Something for everyone!

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s a good start, but the coven needs a bigger stoop.

Tap for spoilerI know it means “covered,” this is a joke.

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[–] Mouarfff@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

"Gendre swap machine"

Oh, if only that were true...

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm moving the cuddle puddle to the milking room. Who's coming?

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If you need me, I'll be in the milking room.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

This on about 500 acres with a replica of the Top Gear track within walking distance of a quiet pub is literally heaven for me

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?

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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago

ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Where is it? Asking for… uhm… a friend…

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[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

extra privacy toilet?

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I'm off to the cuddle puddle!

I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

All mapped via speedruns, impressive.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

The upper left corner is actually from Epstein Island.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 6 points 3 days ago

Fuck yeah. Proud antifa member here.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 days ago

What's that font? I can use that.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago

what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈

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