this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well, except that one dude.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Man I went back to figure out which dude you were talking about. Doyyyy

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well, for one more moment anyway.

Some would (erroneously) claim that dying in the moment is better than being distracted by apps while being beheaded 🤷🏻

[–] borokov@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ah, yes, that one time when we, French, killed a king to replace it by an emperor.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The ones who killed the king were definitely not the same who submitted themselves to the emperor.

[–] borokov@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I know, but it always make me laugh that next historical figure following Louis XVI is Napoleon 😅

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Robespierre?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nah, you killed a king to replace him with...

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stuff

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that tuned to not be very good on practice, so the survivors replaced them with an emperor. That also turned to not be good on practice, but that one anybody could predict.

Anyway, the lesson is that you must make everybody agree to hold elections before you do your revolution. I guess somebody had to learn it for the first time.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait. So this didn't change much? Weird

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It changed a lot. Even if you ignore the stuff that happened between the king and the emperor, that emperor changed a lot. Massive legal reforms. Upended world order. Etc. Etc.

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To my french self, this is a horny post and should be treated as such. Go to horny jail, mon chéri.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is a horny post and should be treated as such

Yes

Go to horny jail

No. Punishing horniness is some American style puritanism horse shit that we have no need for in Europe.

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 3 points 6 days ago

You say that because you don't know all the horny guillotine users are already there and partying like they're taking the Bastille.

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