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For the sake of the plot, choose whichever zombie type fits your plans the best.

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[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Questions (because I have different answers based on their responses).

  • How much heads up do I get
  • What type of zombies, do they run or shamble? Infection or magic?

For the time based one, if you have enough of a heads up or are ahead of the panic, go north (does not apply with magic zombies). In America, get your ass to Calgary or Edmonton, for europe Helsinki. Zombies would freeze or slow down in the weather would prevent the majority from reaching your base. If those arnt options, find a location where the enviroment does most of the zombie killing for you.

If you dont have the heads up, you need to find a place to hunker down and set up a base quick. You need to pick a place you can get to without roads, and wont be on less prepared peoples high priority lists. If your in a city, get out, if your in the burbs, you got options, rural people can take their time, but also have the most work to do.

Personally, my zombie plan is to use a local 2-story school, they are designed in such a manner that they wont be broken into easily, you can secure the second story by knocking out the stairs, the field may be enclosed and they will have a nurses office, cafateria and woodshop.

All these preperations mostly apply to Infection zombies and are fine so long as they cant climb. Magic zombies are really going to be situational and surviving them will require knowing their rules. Survival is the name of the game, you cant fight the horde, so again, try and let the eviroment do that for you.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

I kinda want to know how Max Brooks would have concluded World War Z now, after COVID, since it was based on theoretical data about how quickly the world would stop a pandemic, so the zombie shit only lasted a few weeks in the book.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Assuming i had prepared a few weeks of instant noodle and food and cat food, and the zombie are just evolved rabies that's also slow, just don't open my front gate, stay indoor with my cats and lock my front door. They're not gonna breach my window because of grille. Wait a week or so before going out. My home is in a residential area that's quite far away from the city, so i guess most people around me just gonna stay at home and be fine.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i guess most people around me just gonna stay at home and be fine.

Were you born since covid or smth?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In my country, people stay at home and wear mask when outside just fine, vaccination is going as smooth as one can expect from in time of global crisis. Not to mention this is an imaginary crisis of zombie apocalypse, people will stay at home after seeing what it do. Are you sure it's not just your countrymen that's the issue?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was more than one country that couldn't consistently follow the rules.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's more than one could. What is your point?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My point is that the world is full of stupid people and in a zombie apocalypse, a lot of them would become zombies. If you're in one of the places where everyone skips the apocalypse by using common sense, that's great. You and yours may be the best of us.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Probably just shoot myself.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

As an American I have two apocalypse plans. If it's zombies, guns are cheap and easy to get. Not for killing the zombies, mind you. I only need one bullet. Otherwise, my plans include a camping chair, a bottle of Southern Comfort, and someplace with a good view. I mean it's not like I'm going to survive, so I might as well plop myself down at ground zero and get drunk.

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Slow zombies? I'd do my very best to get back home. I moved for work so I'd do a cross country road trip to get back home. I think slow zombies would be easy to avoid if you plan and be very careful. Fast zombies on the other hand is a different story. Left 4 dead zombies? Probably die and become a boomer or a spitter.

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Series of tree houses, live like ewoks, no spider zombies

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shelter in place for a while until decomposition of their muscles makes them completely ineffectual and unable to actually move.

Shouldn't take long.

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Go live in the woods and homestead with my family.

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