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The butterfly effect of that would be weird because all of our brain rot slang would change then.

You teleported to somewhere safe and private, you won't fall to your death and nobody will see you lol.

I remember seeing that people can write the address on a potato and the USPS will deliver it if it has the right amount of stamps, so I suppose its possible. Definitely not "illegal" but the chances it gets thrown in the trash are high.

Oh I think you're the first person to suggest music! That is a really good idea, provided you don't die of dysentery of course.

Heres the thing though, you can write, but can you write and read Middle English from the 1300's? There are some similar words but its a very different language than what you and I are used to, it's another 200 years before Shakespeare and most English speakers struggle with even as far back as that.

I just asked AI to write my above comment in Middle English

"Lo! Her is the thinge, but thou mayst writen, canstow yet writen and reden in the Englissh of the thrittene hundred yere? Certes, ther ben som wordes ylich, but it is ful divers from that which thou and I ben y-used to. Two hundred wynters yet moot passen er Shakspere shal come, and fele folk that speken now Englyssh han gret strif to undirstanden that tyme."

Apperently billionaires do the same exact thing my broke ass does all day, bitch about their life on the internet, so probably just a lot of that, but from the bathroom of a yatch instead of the bathroom of a trailer.

Now you're a witch

Yeah, I did it backwards. Like I knew it was the 1300's but when I said the century, I went back a diget instead of forward.

I don't think our English is anywhere close to Olde English though, we might be hardly able to understand them ourselves, and I don't think they would understand us at all.

I also feel like suggesting people wash their hands, and having it work, would immediately get you accused of being a witch.

Oh! You could start Mormonism! Its super new as far as religions go, and it was mad easy to convince the masses it was real, all you do is say you have special tablets of text that only you have been given the ability to read by God, and BAM new religion just launched and you're the leader.

This seems like a good idea, but you would have to make a lot of changes to make it relevant to the times. I think it could work