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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Ami crazy or is that made of cardboard?

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

they don't want you to know this but it's actually the stuff that makes kit kats kinda crunchy, or kvik lunsk if you're norwegian

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago
[–] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

i mean, i'm not sure whether i'm happy or sad about this. did the desk break their fall or did they sit on it and it break? like if they fell and the door gave way, that might have actually been a good thing. theoretically. if they were a spherical cow. i'm trying to remember physics class.

my desk is a DIY special. got a set of folding table legs as the stability and a (pre-covid, pre-tradewar cost $200 probably like $500 now) solid butcher block for the desk top, went thrift shopping for cheap filing cabinets the right size to fit unders so i have some drawers, and i got some old pretty wood desk organizers for free from a law firm i knew that was redecorating (i just had to wait a couple years. until then it was ugly wire baskets). if i were to bounce off it like that i'd break my spine worse and my desk would laugh at me.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When someone messages "Hello" to me on Teams I take one bite.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

When someone messages just "hello" it's a very useful indicator. They clearly don't value their own efficiency (as well as not valuing yours) so you can assume their job mostly involves sitting in interviews and chatting to people, and does not in fact consist of actual 'work'

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're lucky! Back in my day people would lose a few teeth biting their solid oak desks. You've got wood pulp cardboard covered in chocolate. Ofcourse! Take a bite! You bought it! It's yours!

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yea straight up that's not even particle board or osb. Fuckin cheap apartment interior door ass desk

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Police look awesome busting thru.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah it's cheap! So you don't need to spend as much money on a desk! That's great!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that a door for a desk?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I don't know if they still do, but for a long while IKEA was selling tabletops and shelves that were a honeycomb of cardboard with a very thin frame of some softwood or manufactured wood product, and then a synthetic woodgrain veneer. Super light, and pretty strong... for their weight.

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

At least you're getting your fiber

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

a snack from ikea

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Well doors aren't filling snacks.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

don't you slander me like that 💔

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You gotta chew in a more semi-circular pattern, for more comfortable seating..

The all-new Ikea Cjardboord.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

someone doesn't skip triceps day

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did I miss something? Is that a reference to what actually happened to the table?

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

The triceps straightens you arm, so if you hit the table in frustration with the underside of your fist, it provides the power. It's an alternative explanation, that is somewhat more reasonable, but I think it was just a strong sneeze.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yim yum, that's haute cuisine

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

This almost happened to me when drunk sexy times. Cheap ass ikea.

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Apparently, you also explosively diarrhea on your desk

No judgment

[–] X@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago

You should probably get an eye exam you seem to need glasses

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the Bring her back PTSD >:(