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[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I rather eat that peaceful non-domestic wild animal, than the industry pigs down in the supermarkets cooler. Then we can talk about how fucked up the meat industri is. Nothing wrong with spending time and connecting with the nature, both the hard parts and romantic parts. Makes you more human.

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[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 61 points 1 week ago (29 children)
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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

Deer ARE beautiful creatures, but as a person who lives in the north I can absolutely confirm they are some of the dumbest fucking animals on the planet. They have exactly 1 reaction to any stimuli. Flight. Run like hell or ??die?? In my area they panic, run straight at headlights and cars screaming past.
Really THINK about that. A robin, a crow, or an ant has more thinking power in an pea-sized sized brain.
They're not going to be splitting the atom any time soon. Don't feel bad for them, just admire the one standing out in the field for its beauty and watch the F out on a country road.

Venison is delicious. Sorry not sorry. If they weren't hunted we'd be drowning in them.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To your last sentence, if we hadn't killed their predators we wouldn't have that problem.

And venison salami is the best.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

To your point, I think if their natural predators were still around we'd also have a lot fewer children around.

Venison salami IS delicious.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm here to represent the Wolf In Your Neighborhood Movement.

With enough funds raised, we can deliver a pack of wild ass wolves to a neighborhood of your choosing. It might be yours, it might be that of a neighboring community.

Our wolves are bred to the highest standards and are promised to be the most lean, fast, and aggressive wolves you can find anywhere. They're real assholes.

They solve many problems such as:

People who jog in the road Irritating pets left outside/unsupervised Irritating children left outside/unsupervised Too many deer Humans that lack common sense Humans that cannot run fast Humans that are taking out their trash Porch pirates Caribbean Pirates Door to door solicitations Religious folks

If you're willing to donate money to our cause, we can have a pack of wolves into the neighborhood of your choosing in under 30 days.

in favor but only if you primarily, ahem, "help" billionaire neighborhoods.

[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't let your kids wander into the wilderness unattended and they won't get preyed upon.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Best lasagna you'll ever have is 75% ground venison mixed 25% with the fattiest ground beef you can get. Same for a super dense and heavy meatloaf.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Sounds phenomenal.

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yeah, but... Why do we base a creature's right to exist on their intelligence as perceived by us? We have no idea what headlights look like to them or how stressful it is being a keystone prey species. I certainly wouldn't want to walk a mile in their shoes. Personally they're a massive nuisance and garden pest, but I understand we brought our* houses to them and not the other way around, so I don't hold it against them.

They're not going to be splitting the atom any time soon.

Oh, well actually that I do hold against them. Nevermind.

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Part of me wants the USA to have a venison industry so it’s commonly available in grocery stores, off the efforts of hunters.

But, that industry would commit itself to forever existence and growth. If someone could be trusted to let that practice stop when deer population balances, or even work to ensure people replace farmed meat consumption with hunted, then it could be beneficial.

But…yeah, that’s a big “if”.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Precious”

For people that don’t live with them or have to deal with their problems.

They wreck all your plantings. Whatever ornamental garden you might have apparently tastes better than any natural plants, they will destroy them. You want a garden to grow your own food? Need a 8 foot fence around it, and that probably still isn’t enough. They jump in and wreck everything. They shit parasites and drop ticks everywhere. Dogs are idiots and eat deer shit, picking up parasites. Trees or saplings are just perfect to rub heads or horns on, they destroy the bark and kill the plant…again apparently because your plants are better to wreck than anything out in the woods.

Yeah, I think deer are pretty cute, but fuck them too. Goddamn pests.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

i read somewhere that there was an area with an overpopulation of deer and they nearly turned this beautiful forest into a completely barren desert. then wolves were introduced into the area and things got better

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Game of telephone with that one, worse with every telling. No deer turned anyplace into a desert. Just the reintroduction of wolves improved the overall health of an ecosystem. I believe it was Yellowstone.

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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Deer eats my tomatoes. My tomatoes are now part of deer. I eat deer, thereby reclaiming my tomatoes. Honour restored.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Shit on your tomato plants and the deer becomes tomatoes

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pest animals such as deer are about the most ethical source of protein you can get in my country

I'm all for eating feral animals whenever possible

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What country are you from? Theres a few deer near me in the UK, and ive never even considered they could be pests. They look excellent to me.

I cant eat them though, because I used to work in a meat factory and whenever we had venison to process it stank like fuck. Not sure if it does or if their supplier was awful quality, but its put me off forever.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

I think that in Australia they're considered an invasive species, at least some species, as they're not native, breed fast, and devastate local ecosystems to the point they're seen as pests.

In Europe they're just part of the local fauna, and population numbers are well under control.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

KiwiStrayan

Deer, rabbit, pig, goat, etc. are all pests and should be eradicated

So I may as well be eating them

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

In the UK their population needs to be controlled otherwise they will be a pest.
If left unchecked they will devastate tree populations.
If I recall correctly there was an estate who didn't keep up with their deer culling and the army got called in with helicopters.

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[–] Nautalax@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

They are extremely overpopulated in much of the US, in part because most of the natural predators capable of keeping their numbers down have been killed off and there has been a huge artificial increase in field/forest interfaces where they thrive. Huge amounts of starving deer abound and descend on diminishing native vegetation with a voracious appetite while generally ignoring weird invasive foreign plants. Many native plant gardeners are vexed by their tendency to gnaw native plants, trees and shrubs to death unless those are caged in and some got a taste for venison out of revenge haha.

Would be cool if we could re-introduce red wolves and the like to keep a lid on the deer without like half of the predators ending up shot or run over

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Panthers have ventured up into Arizona and New Mexico not too long ago. Panthers could take out a few deer. And some hikers.

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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Man, I hate white tailed deer. People think they're precious until they run straight into your car thinking they can just pass through it.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Or until you're explained just how much damage they're doing to forest ecosystems by overbreeding and destroying native plant life. They're becoming a locust-level issue.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Overbreeding. They're doing what they do, what they're supposed to do. It's not their fault all their predators and 9/10ths of their ecosystem have been removed.

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[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

People really can't stop making fun of vegans can they?

[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Humans like to reinforce group membership and receive validation by targeting out-groups.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Flat earthers exist just like this, solely for validation of each other for being so stupid.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yes exactly, same with vegans

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 week ago (13 children)

It's really only vegans that make veganism their whole personality. Same with anything else that becomes all a person ever talks about.

https://youtu.be/e3h6es6zh1c

A good example of this.

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

why would they stop? vegans aren't special, they are just people. People make fun of people.

it would be wrong NOT to make fun of them, that would be exclusion.

[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The original poster was the one trying to guilt trip people in the first place. A bit of light humor is a reasonable response.

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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 week ago

With ghee (& optional touch of garam masala), balsamic vinegar, cayenne, pink salt.

Maybe some fried garlic in a dollop of kimchi & mayo.

Keep their numbers in control, so their food supply does not get over-run, so they keep on living strong as a species. Keep your health. Good all around, on the whole, so long as not doing it stupidly.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fry up a steak with butter, salt and pepper. Jerky is also pretty good, and if you have it ground it makes a solid chili.

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same as eating any other meat, with barely masked hypocrisy

[–] jellygoose@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is probably more honest. You have to hunt, clean and prepare the animal. It’s not in an abstract form in a styrofoam container.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Plus a bullet is better then being eaten butthole first by a bear.

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