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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

This old shit is deteriorating right before our eyes. And he ran on a platform of Joe Biden being "low energy" and "sleepy".

What a bunch of bullshit. Every republican that voted for this guy is a dumbass.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Considering his continuous use of the Sleepy Joe epithet for Biden (who was far, far from this sleepy), it really highlights the notion that every accusation is a confession.

The cult leader always is excepted to his own rules.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

That sleepy joe stuff only happened because yes during his first term he was called the Nod with how he passes out

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

🎼 And nuclear winter for everyone else 🎶

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

sleepy fascist

At least with Hitler you got showmanship. With this clown is stroke victim with a full diaper.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 16 hours ago

Hitler never got old enough to get to this point.

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they should start giving him meth

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I think this is why he is incontinent now.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This should be his wikipedia photo

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Also his presidential portrait

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 41 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

How sad it is to see young people playing by the rules of the old pedophile, listing the 'successes' of this administration. It makes me lose hope in future generations.

[–] Darnton@piefed.zip 51 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

It has nothing to do with generations. It has everything to do with class war. New generations will not automatically not be fascist, because the exact same mechanisms which creates fascists are still in place.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

You're right

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 35 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

When I texted to the number, my update just said:

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago

Text POTUS1 For the new snoring ringtone

Text POTUS2 To download the polyphonic shit-yer-pants Text tone!

Texts cost $4.50 + std ntwk r8

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 19 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Honest question: can a doctor give him something like Adderall to keep him up during moments like this?

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago

Pretty confident they do that already but save it for the big media appearances like SOTU.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 29 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

would probably have a stroke or heart attack.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 10 points 23 hours ago

Dozy Don loves to project!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 points 21 hours ago

Nothing he likes better than big words and statistics.