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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Shame Trump has a poor taste in food. Local cuisine is infinitely tastier and healthier. Okay maybe not much healthier.

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bringing back the McDLT? The Donald Loser Trump?

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but you sound like Archer trying way too hard to make the joke work...

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

... come back to me, I can do better

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Wait... I had something for this.

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

Will he be "working" again in there or what?

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit... and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion

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