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[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Virginia Foxx sounds like a pornstar name. Just a tiny bit less on the nose than Virgin Foxxx.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

yelling at a kid about the countries finances and looming bankruptcy like its his fault, while spending billions on a pointless wars to distract from the presidents pedophilic childraping activities, billions on a golden ballroom, billions on taxbreaks for their buddies, potentially billions on grifty settlements on every trump lawsuit, while spending billions on racists fourth reich final solution camps, while spending billions on the neo-SS ICE agents who are directed to fill those camps, etc etc etc..

What peak republican energy.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 12 points 4 days ago

This treasonous MAGA pedophile is more proof that only the good die young.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Tick tock, bitch.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

More importantly, another group of dumb voters supporting a corrupt old coot that does not give a shit about the future.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

She probably thought the kid said "eccentric stars" and just didn't want them being influenced by the likes of Jared Leto.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I also appreciate that this Bible-thumping bitch has a name fit for porn.

[–] CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

What a fucking piece of shit cunt. Fucking retire already.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 days ago

Foxx told the 10-year-old that his request meant taking money out of the pockets of hardworking taxpayers who might not be able to afford an electric vehicle themselves. She told him the country was heading toward bankruptcy and economic failure. She wrote that 2038 is only 12 years away, and that "YOU and your classmates will be responsible for paying down the national debt."

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the US government.

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