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I'm nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.

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[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

c/asslips is leaking

That's some weird multi dimensional sci-fi shit.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 hours ago

Fuck, I'm not even 60 and I'm already a year.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'll be.. Doc was on to something... there definitely is something wrong with Earth's gravitational pull in the future.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Oh man! How old IS Doc??? He didn't just travel 1 year. He traveled 30 years! In both directions! Then he traveled 100 years!

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 14 points 2 hours ago

Ah, so this is the technology all these companies are so obsessed over. Yikes.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 hour ago

is it because men, somehow in their 50s, are moved to a pseudo surface zone of Jupiter ?

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 11 points 3 hours ago

Wow, I'm very below average for my age bracket; I feel much better about my weight now! Thanks, Gemini!

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I weigh 1 year... how much is that in kilograms?

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Hekate be praised! I'm undercover age! Finally!!!

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year

She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 3 points 56 minutes ago

You're apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You're good to go

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

r/anythingbutmetric

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

I now have new bulking goals.

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

I dont know whether its few or much, but let that colossal weight gap stay in us