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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

No it does not. Just because some YouTuber/tiktoker (I assume) said it, doesn't mean it's true.

Probably tested it for a very short duration and also didn't measure surface-heat at that time. Even we humans can withstand 3000°C for a short time. Sure, it'll get loud, nasty and painful, but we wouldn't instantly perish.

Steel can withstand much longer. And is probably more willing than a human.

[–] groet@feddit.org 2 points 48 minutes ago

Its a meme, chill. And durian "withstands" that insane heat because ... it doesn't. It burns and chars and that layer of carbon is a great insulater so the inner part of the fruit stays cooler for far far far longer than the inside of a steal ball of the same size would.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 30 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

smh they go through all that trouble to make insane single-crystal nickel alloys to make jet turbine blades when they could literally just use a durian. We really hate taking the easy route

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 hour ago

Think of the smell, you haven't thought of the smell

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago

“The Russians used a durian”…

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

Mechanics would be passing out due to how bad the hanger bay smells.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 minutes ago

Dry durian fruit?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

"Why does this city smell so bad"

It's not that bad..."

"The supermarket smells like sewage and wet trash"

Oh you mean that!? That's Durian

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But it tastes like vanilla pudding!

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, she enjoyed a durian-flavored drink.

[–] username_1@programming.dev 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Are those some American temperature units? Where 1589 degrees is the temperature of a durian fruit after sitting in monkey's ass for the time that 7 mildly-hungry farmers need to eat 12 hamburgers.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 16 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Durians originally evolved to grow on sunpots. It's a testament of evolution that they've been able to adapt to the comparatively freezing temperatures here on Earth.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 hours ago

You'll get a similar result with pineapple

[–] sudoku@programming.dev 7 points 2 hours ago

Don't show this to Jolibee

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 7 points 1 hour ago

The meme is clear what's not to get