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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

That's no moon.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But think of the gold cable connectors.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Monster Cable would have to find a new, useless luxury connection material. Platinum plated HDMI with carbon fiber strain relief boots.

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yes, like everyone in Zimbabwe is a billionaire in Zimbabwe dollars.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago

The so-called Zimbillionaires

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Gold price would lower until it's the same price as it costs to mine and bring it to earth, if that's at all lower than whatever it's currently.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 16 points 4 days ago

DON’T LOOK UP!

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah like the influx of gold and silver from the Americas shook the European economy in the 17th century:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_revolution

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[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This would be useful for tech reasons I think. Isn't gold a better conductor than copper?

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

This discovery makes the anunnaki look really stupid.

[–] sonofearth@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So they agree the universe has abundant resources and the ultra wealthy on earth are just resource hoarders who don’t want to share those resources which directly causes poverty.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

We should take all of the world's billionaires, load them into Bezos' dick rocket and send them in the general direction of this asteroid.

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Everyone being a billionaire is the same as no one being a billionaire.

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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

FWIW this isn't true, the $700 quintillion figure was an estimate of the total metal value (most of which would be iron) based on the asteroid being similar in composition to nickel-iron meteorites. As it happens we actually think it's a fair bit rockier than that these days. There'd still be vast amounts of metal there but less than initially thought and it would be harder to mine and process with the extra rock.

Also the estimate was just multiplying the mass of each metal by its current market price, which isn't how any of this works anyway.

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

De Beers has entered the chat

[–] Tiral@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago

If you actually love your SO you need to save up 2 years salary for a ring.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Making everyone on earth richer is how it's supposed to work. Not like millionaires, more in the sense that gold is a resource that requires us to ration it in a sense, and we would be able to use the cheaper gold to make all lives better.

That an influx of gold wouldn't do this is an indictment on our economic system.

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