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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The best way to do a hot dog is "open face," where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan before flipping to the other side. It's like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Is this what "I double-dog dare you" refers to?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Now do it with a fried chicken bun!

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Getting hot dog and bun manufacturers on the same page will be hard, they already have can't agree on on the amount per pack lol

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

But of course they agree: you buy bread and sausages, you end up with leftover bread, so you have to buy more sausages, then you end up with leftover sausages—now you're stuck in an endless cycle. It's diabolical.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul's lightsaber. Also easier to eat if you cant dislocate your jaw.

hotdogordita?

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We got frotting hot dogs before GTA6

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The DockHog

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That’s a lot of processed meat. Not to mention the buns are nearly as bad as cake.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Gordon would be proud

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Double glizzy action

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

all i see is a picture of your mom. oooooohhh gottem.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

The Zips in a town I lived in had double and triple dogs, as well as adding one or two to their array of single to triple burgers. Trick is to cut the dogs in half longways then you can shove all manner and amounts of meat between various buns

Do it with those Spam hot dogs for extra regret.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

2 dogs 1 bun

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I bought a pack of footlong hot dogs and a pack of footlong buns. 8 hot dogs but only 6 buns. So I have no other option but to have a couple double footlongs.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could make some awesome hotdog octopus.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I hadn’t thought of that. Extra long tentacles.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

What kind of loser hasn't double-dogged it before?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

The technology exists. Simply bias cut the two dogs and pile them into a larger roll. It is especially advantageous when you sauté the pieces for extra browning.

[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

But they should

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago

Double dogs are actually a coming thing.

[–] cubism_pitta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv26ynEYb3s

This was the first thing that came to my mind

it does look right though... and enjoyable!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think I saw a video of a girl putting two hotdogs in her bun once

I like this version better than the stacked version. Definitely way more surface real estate for condiments and additions.

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